You, me, and the Llama with one "L"

Three things:

First, some of you have commented that I'm witty in my conversation.
That is not true.
I rip lines from movies and use them as my own.
Example:


Charade reference (for those who can't see that) is the line where Audrey Hepburn says something like, "You forget, I'm already a widow" and Cary Grant who is a good 30 years older than her says, "Well, that's the problem, you are too old for me."
I took the role of Cary Grant in my conversation with ML, who will not be referred to as Mr. L because the only "L" word used for him will be "lust." (thanks, scotty)

Reggie Lampert: Here it comes, the fatherly talk. You forget I'm already a widow.
Peter Joshua: Well, so was Juliet, at fifteen.
Reggie Lampert: I'm not fifteen.
Peter Joshua: Well, that's your trouble. You're too old for me.

How to lose a guy in ten days reference comes from the scene in the movie where Kate Hudson decides to name Matthew McConaughey's member. Another good part of that scene is when she says "...little, big, little, big..." but nonetheless, I used it, ripped the idea right out of the movie. (some of you might have caught this one since its a newer movie)

Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!

So there you have it. I'm not that witty or creative, I just steal lines well. ;)

Second, I am at work right now.
And I just found out that I'm escorting a camera man around to take pictures of his Holiness:

Which means, that every important person coming to this talk, will have their picture taken by the man who I'm escorting.
Which means a background check for me is currently being done because I'm going to be so close to His Holiness.
Kind of exciting...

Third, tonight we have our private Soiree for our biggest donors.
So I get to mingle, eat for free, drink wine for free, and watch a private performance from these boys:


We are still trying to guess the sexuality of one of them, and the really cute one is taken (girlfriend will be there even).
But Damn.... I like me some eye candy. ;)

(Like how I switch from stealing my wittiness, to standing next to His Holiness, to sounding like I'm a dog in heat? I'm kind of odd)