Two hours, not Twenty Four hours.
I went out with Amanda on Friday night.
I was planning to break up with NG on Sunday night.
I wanted some "girl time" to kind of take a final bow to this over-run relationship.
I left the bar at 12:50ish because Amanda had decided to take a funnel to my mouth and pour alcohol into it. I didn't need more alcohol I was already getting a massive headache.
She wouldn't take no for an answer (which is weird, isn't it the guy's job to give alcohol profusely to a girl?).
I finally called ABNB (who had been out with us earlier, along with ID) to help me get rid of Amanda and the two other guys who were buying shots and not letting me leave.
He was on his way home, but thankfully, turned around and came back to help me.
He showed up and successfully got me and another girl away from those people and took both of us home.
I was not only dealing with a massive headache but also my period which felt like something from the movie Alien.
I knew Amanda.
I knew she'd come back and try to break down my door.
So I decided to leave.
I went two blocks away, climbed into my car, and passed out after turning my phone to silent.
That backfired on me when Amanda showed up with NG at 1AM and decided to wake ID into a drunken panic. Obviously I was kidnapped, dead, or whoring it up, for why else wouldn't I be home on a Friday night at 1AM. They started calling me and everyone else to find out where I had gone.
I awoke sometime later and found that there were 20 missed calls and 15 new text/voice messages. At 3AM, I text messaged them and told them that I loved them all and hated them all at the very same time, but please, leave me alone, I'm fine. Most people responded with a "I'm glad you are ok," or "I swear, I did not start this, I told them you were fine." And I got an especially funny one from RHM that said, "OMG, I'm sorry, I told them that you disappear like this all the time but no one would believe me!! Have fun in fantasy land!!"
I do, disappear like this, all the time, I sometimes just have to get away from everyone. RHM and FN are use to it... ID is a dumbass about it.
NG immediately dumped me because I was obviously having sex with ABNB and everyone else went to bed.
I was missing a total of 2 hours, but in those two hours they decided that it was time to call the cops. Since I have an ex-boyfriend who is a cop for the West Lafayette department, when it came across the scanner to look out for a woman aged 24 named Quietlysippingwine, he immediately took it seriously. My mom then called me at 3:10AM in a panic that I was dead and she was talking to me through another plane of existence.
The next morning ABNB called me and asked why his parents were woken at 3AM with a cop looking for me. The cop actually asked them if I was kidnapped by ABNB. I went to the football game later and had to formally apologize to Mr. and Mrs. AB about the panic that ensued at their house after believing their son was in jail for kidnapping a 24 year old high schooler (because thats how I feel, like I'm in high school, wait, no, my parents were not even this crazy when I was late for curfew, but ID is!).
ABNB made the situation worse without knowing it.
Apparently when everyone figured out that ABNB was the last person I saw, they tried calling his cell phone. When he dropped me off he warned me not to go out again, because his phone was almost dead and it probably wouldn't last much longer. There was no way he'd be able to know if I needed picking up again. ABNB decided that just in case I did need help that he wouldn't go home, he'd stay at a nearby friend's house.
His phone died, and he went to sleep.
Not. Helping. Me.
I think the only thing I feel bad about is NG.
I wasn't really upset when he said things were over, and I think he deserved more than that.
I just didn't care.
He was accusing me of cheating on him with ABNB and calling the cops on his 24 year old girlfriend. That topped with everything else that I was upset with him about I just kind of said, "Fuck it, you're right," and hung up the phone after he said "We're over."
I. Had. Just. Had. It.
I was planning to break up with NG on Sunday night.
I wanted some "girl time" to kind of take a final bow to this over-run relationship.
I left the bar at 12:50ish because Amanda had decided to take a funnel to my mouth and pour alcohol into it. I didn't need more alcohol I was already getting a massive headache.
She wouldn't take no for an answer (which is weird, isn't it the guy's job to give alcohol profusely to a girl?).
I finally called ABNB (who had been out with us earlier, along with ID) to help me get rid of Amanda and the two other guys who were buying shots and not letting me leave.
He was on his way home, but thankfully, turned around and came back to help me.
He showed up and successfully got me and another girl away from those people and took both of us home.
I was not only dealing with a massive headache but also my period which felt like something from the movie Alien.
I knew Amanda.
I knew she'd come back and try to break down my door.
So I decided to leave.
I went two blocks away, climbed into my car, and passed out after turning my phone to silent.
That backfired on me when Amanda showed up with NG at 1AM and decided to wake ID into a drunken panic. Obviously I was kidnapped, dead, or whoring it up, for why else wouldn't I be home on a Friday night at 1AM. They started calling me and everyone else to find out where I had gone.
I awoke sometime later and found that there were 20 missed calls and 15 new text/voice messages. At 3AM, I text messaged them and told them that I loved them all and hated them all at the very same time, but please, leave me alone, I'm fine. Most people responded with a "I'm glad you are ok," or "I swear, I did not start this, I told them you were fine." And I got an especially funny one from RHM that said, "OMG, I'm sorry, I told them that you disappear like this all the time but no one would believe me!! Have fun in fantasy land!!"
I do, disappear like this, all the time, I sometimes just have to get away from everyone. RHM and FN are use to it... ID is a dumbass about it.
NG immediately dumped me because I was obviously having sex with ABNB and everyone else went to bed.
I was missing a total of 2 hours, but in those two hours they decided that it was time to call the cops. Since I have an ex-boyfriend who is a cop for the West Lafayette department, when it came across the scanner to look out for a woman aged 24 named Quietlysippingwine, he immediately took it seriously. My mom then called me at 3:10AM in a panic that I was dead and she was talking to me through another plane of existence.
The next morning ABNB called me and asked why his parents were woken at 3AM with a cop looking for me. The cop actually asked them if I was kidnapped by ABNB. I went to the football game later and had to formally apologize to Mr. and Mrs. AB about the panic that ensued at their house after believing their son was in jail for kidnapping a 24 year old high schooler (because thats how I feel, like I'm in high school, wait, no, my parents were not even this crazy when I was late for curfew, but ID is!).
ABNB made the situation worse without knowing it.
Apparently when everyone figured out that ABNB was the last person I saw, they tried calling his cell phone. When he dropped me off he warned me not to go out again, because his phone was almost dead and it probably wouldn't last much longer. There was no way he'd be able to know if I needed picking up again. ABNB decided that just in case I did need help that he wouldn't go home, he'd stay at a nearby friend's house.
His phone died, and he went to sleep.
Not. Helping. Me.
I think the only thing I feel bad about is NG.
I wasn't really upset when he said things were over, and I think he deserved more than that.
I just didn't care.
He was accusing me of cheating on him with ABNB and calling the cops on his 24 year old girlfriend. That topped with everything else that I was upset with him about I just kind of said, "Fuck it, you're right," and hung up the phone after he said "We're over."
I. Had. Just. Had. It.
posted by Sipwine at 9:48 AM
13 Comments:
All I could say is... wow. And all you wanted to do was be left alone!
I do think its kinda weird that NG immediately assumed you were up to no good.
But, I wonder if the whole break-up thing had been brewing with him also.
I'm fairly sure it had been brewing with him as well. There had been no "real" effort on his part for at least 5 weeks. Which is why I was ready to end it, and I'm sure he felt the same. It's just sad it had to be in this manner.
That's what I was thinking too. It doesn't sound like NG even wanted to try or listen to the real story...he just ended it.
But regardless, WOW!!! What a craaaazy story! HA! Now that is definitely an episode of some comedy sitcom! :)
You'll have to update on what's going on now?!
I don't think it's weird that NG assumed you were with ABNB. I mean, ABNB brought you home because you really wanted to because you were drunk and tired and you're not there little later when NG comes looking for you. This DOES sound a lot like you disappeared with ABNB.
What is completely crazy though is the panic of ID and how they called the cops. I mean, can't you be alone for 2 hours?
I think NG also wanted to end it before and that was the best reason he could find, btw.
Holy wow...drama drama drama girl. I think you need to have a chat with ID about his woman like over reactions to things...I mean he really called the cops, lets be real about this please. Telling everyone where you were going would totally defeat the purpose of running away for just a little while. I'm glad your free to have fun with the object of your lust now, but it bites that it had to end that way with NG.
Upside you know you have a ton of friends who would start a search party to find you if needed..
Downside you gave NG an excuse to give you the ax because I agree with all who said he most likely had it on his mind already to end things.
Now take this opportunity to "whore it up" with Mr. Lustman!!!
Insecurity is the #1 killer of all relationships...
I blame the Alien period.
Hello, you have a wonderful blog, but I can't find your email address, can you please contact me at linkexchange@edenfantasys.com? I have something to discuss with you
Regards, Chris
(Please can you delete this comment after your decision?)
Heather:I will definitely keep you posted. Especially after last nights conversation with RHM and my next door neighbor saying we should all go out and find someone to get laid by. It's been 5 weeks since I've had sex.
Lenfer: ID is a big baby who likes to think of himself more like Jack Bauer than Barney Fife (that is misspelled, i don't care). NG needed a way out, and he got it. I wasn't too upset by it either.
Rachel: Mr. Lust suddenly crosses my mind a lot now. ;)
BC:Insecurity is a bad thing and NG had a lot of it. I was so tired of it. I'm so glad we are done. I don't even care at this point on how it ended. I'm totally cool with taking the "whore" blame if it means I don't have to deal with him anymore. That sounds so horrible. I know, I'm a bitch.
Wombat: It was scary. ;)
Chris: You can take your "Eden Fantasys" to another page please. I know I just got out of a relationship, but please, I'm not ready for some guy to come in here and sweep me off to porn and sex toys galore!
Hahahaha! I love that right after you break it off with the sexless man you get porn offers! Too much, so does any of your friends ever see this blog, or no about it? Does NG ever see what is written? As for you girl, go get the lusty hot guy and live it up...Remember you are only 24 and not 50 (someone needed to remind NG of that!)
Your life is SO much more interesting than mine!!!!
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