Drunk 2 am conversations with my roommate.

"You know I wanted to be friends with ID, even though he's in love with me... It would be like you deciding you were a lesbian and saying we couldn't be friends because it was too hard for you to watch me date men..." I said.
"Well hunny, you don't have to worry about that..." said RHM.
"I don't know Becca (my ex roommate) basically did that to me!" I said.
"haha.. well I think we've established that I like the cock way to much to be a lesbian." said RHM.
"Ok RHM, but if you ever walk into this apartment and ask me to put on a strap on, we are going to have problems." I said.
(RHM in tears from laughing)