"...so then I thought, I might as well buy a handle of Captain while I was here..." Matt said with an almost Italian accent.
He had just finished telling me about how he had had a bad day at work because of his experiments. Apparently he had left work and thought "I want a steak tonight" and even though he had 4 in the freezer, he decided that those 4 were for "us" so he went to grocery store and bought around 5 pounds of meat (mostly steaks) and a handle of Captain Morgan.
My bad days were spent with the biggest piece of chocolate I can find and the largest almond latte I can buy, that and a good book, so who was I to judge?
"Well, I'm sure you'll be very happy this evening..." I said, "I'm off to have a drink with the girls and then home to bed."
I handed him the Operating Disk that I was returning.
"Did this work?" he said motioning to the O.D.
"No, apparently its a 'reinstall' disk and I need the full thing," I said.
"Hold on, that disk might be in one of these two boxes," he said pointing.
He grabbed one and handed the other to me.
I started to sort through this box...
First I pulled out 500 napkins...
then, a bag full of lotion bottles from hotels...
then, condoms (at least 3)...
then, a towel...
then, a sock...
Followed by the CD's I was suppose to look through, but most of them were unlabeled, I lifted up a couple and said "Porn?"
He glanced quickly and then said "Probably not, I usually label it, unless I was with a girl at the time that didn't want me watching it."
"Or alone?" I thought to myself.
I looked at him, after putting everything back in the box.
He and I had both struck out on finding the O.D. that I needed.
"Well," I said getting up to go, "You have a fun filled evening with steak, rum, lotion, porn, napkins, a sock, and a towel."
He looked in the box.
"....and" I said backing slowly down the hallway to the door, "Don't forget protection, there should be some condoms there too."
My hand slowly reached behind me to grab the door handle.
"You are such a sarcastic bitch," he said throughly amused by my actions.
"Mmmhmm.." I said and moved myself around the door never cutting eye contact, "you have fun now.." and closed the door with me on the outside.
I walked down the hall said hi to Matt's neighbor and I was out the door heading to my destination.
A few moments later my phone buzzed and I had a new text message from Matt.
"Coming over for porn later?" it said.
I just smiled and headed out to the bars.
I know he loves my craziness.
He had just finished telling me about how he had had a bad day at work because of his experiments. Apparently he had left work and thought "I want a steak tonight" and even though he had 4 in the freezer, he decided that those 4 were for "us" so he went to grocery store and bought around 5 pounds of meat (mostly steaks) and a handle of Captain Morgan.
My bad days were spent with the biggest piece of chocolate I can find and the largest almond latte I can buy, that and a good book, so who was I to judge?
"Well, I'm sure you'll be very happy this evening..." I said, "I'm off to have a drink with the girls and then home to bed."
I handed him the Operating Disk that I was returning.
"Did this work?" he said motioning to the O.D.
"No, apparently its a 'reinstall' disk and I need the full thing," I said.
"Hold on, that disk might be in one of these two boxes," he said pointing.
He grabbed one and handed the other to me.
I started to sort through this box...
First I pulled out 500 napkins...
then, a bag full of lotion bottles from hotels...
then, condoms (at least 3)...
then, a towel...
then, a sock...
Followed by the CD's I was suppose to look through, but most of them were unlabeled, I lifted up a couple and said "Porn?"
He glanced quickly and then said "Probably not, I usually label it, unless I was with a girl at the time that didn't want me watching it."
"Or alone?" I thought to myself.
I looked at him, after putting everything back in the box.
He and I had both struck out on finding the O.D. that I needed.
"Well," I said getting up to go, "You have a fun filled evening with steak, rum, lotion, porn, napkins, a sock, and a towel."
He looked in the box.
"....and" I said backing slowly down the hallway to the door, "Don't forget protection, there should be some condoms there too."
My hand slowly reached behind me to grab the door handle.
"You are such a sarcastic bitch," he said throughly amused by my actions.
"Mmmhmm.." I said and moved myself around the door never cutting eye contact, "you have fun now.." and closed the door with me on the outside.
I walked down the hall said hi to Matt's neighbor and I was out the door heading to my destination.
A few moments later my phone buzzed and I had a new text message from Matt.
"Coming over for porn later?" it said.
I just smiled and headed out to the bars.
I know he loves my craziness.
posted by Sipwine at 11:23 AM
3 Comments:
Now those are some interesting contents of a box... esp all together
Almost as much fun as going through someone's glovebox and seeing what you can tell about someone.
So after a night with the girls drinking you watched porn...sounds like a good evening.
Scott: Yes, I know, definitely sounds like a lonely night box.
Indy: So true, but sad to say, I went home, didn't watch porn, i thought his box was enough for him. :)
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