Playboy

This magazine always makes me smile.

Why you ask?

Because of the way girls act around it, and the way guys act around it.

Now, I'm one of those girls(and there are many of us) that actually enjoys looking at it and reading the articles. I'm comfortable with my sexuality and the naked women in it are very beautiful.
But there are girls out there, who get bent out of shape over it. They whine and hate the fact that their boyfriend might look at it (and in reality probably owns several).

Let's look at the men's part of it.
Matt owns a subscription to it. Every month he gets it, and if I'm not with him at the time of its arrival, he shows me it the minute I get to his apartment. He talks about it and I make comments on it as well.

It wasn't until Saturday night when I was turning on his shower, in his bathroom, that I realized where they go.
On top of his radiator,
Next to his ash tray,
Which is by his toliet.

Not the place that a man would masterbate, more the place that a man would sit back and think and read.

When I saw that I started laughing.
Matt walked in while I was laughing and asked what was so funny.
I pointed to the Playboy.
"Not the place where most men would read it..." I said.
"What do you think I masterbate to that? Oh my gosh, those women are so air brushed and polished its retarded," he said.

I never knew airbrushing and a polished look was a turn off to men.

He leaned in close to me, putting his hand in a fashion towards my rump, and said, "Besides, I think you keep me statisfied enough that I don't need to masterbate to fake women."

In the 14 months I've dated him, I don't think I've ever received such a better compliment.