So for those of you who missed it, yesterday was Steak and Blow Job day.
I bet there are a couple of you slapping your forehead right now thinking "Crap, I totally forgot!"
Matt didn't quite get Steak and a Blow job.
He got a porno-style BJ, but his tooth is cracked, so he got a Gyros instead.
He wasn't complaining though.
For those of you ladies out there that forgot to give your significant other a steak and blow job... the great thing about men, you can always do it the day after and they'll still forgive you.
I bet there are a couple of you slapping your forehead right now thinking "Crap, I totally forgot!"
Matt didn't quite get Steak and a Blow job.
He got a porno-style BJ, but his tooth is cracked, so he got a Gyros instead.
He wasn't complaining though.
For those of you ladies out there that forgot to give your significant other a steak and blow job... the great thing about men, you can always do it the day after and they'll still forgive you.
posted by Sipwine at 10:07 AM
7 Comments:
man, you miss out on everything when you don't have a SO.
Can it be steak and vibrator day for us single ladies? :)
Of course!
That is an excellent idea, and sometimes, its far better than having a SO
I had no idea. That said, I must have known subconsciously.
I thought Stake & Blow Job day was only on bdays etc?
Is that why I'm single? lol
Saying that, I'm not cooking my guy a stake once a week =P
Clearly, sipwine, I've been going about this whole relationship thing completely wrong - I've been dating women with the WRONG credentials. Who knew that there was a steak & blowjob day?! And all I got was a salad and the 6:00pm news.
Can I hire you to vet the resumes of my potential girlfriends from now on??
I have been pushing for it to be everyday but so far have had no takers ;)
Actually it was International Women's day. But y'know, steak & blowjobs works...
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