Men. pshhh.
In case you are one of the few who read my blog and have never experimented in bed, anal sex can be fun.
If you are innocent, that might seem disturbing, if your not, then you probably will agree even if you don't comment.
Matt and I watched a porn recently where they did that.
He and I tried it afterwards.
It was nice.
Last night we got drunk together and then had some "alone" time when he's friends left.
Maybe he was really drunk, or maybe I was misreading him, but when I curled up next to him, his back to me, instead of letting the foreplay happen in the front, he kept moving my hand to his ass.
Now, this is a man who says things like "Nothing enters that whole, it's exit only."
Imagine my surprise.
At first I didn't do anything, and then I rubbed the part of the male anatomy right underneath the balls.
He seemed to enjoy that.
I rolled him over, and went down on him.
Once, a long time ago, a boyfriend of mine loved to get blow jobs while I was, for lack of better words, sticking a finger in his ass.
I wondered.
I tried it with Matt.
He seemed to really enjoy it.
And he definitely didn't stop me.
Eventually, that led to sex, and 20-30 minutes later we were both in the shower together.
He says, "That was so wrong!"
Confused I inquired what he meant.
He told me he felt dirty because I had given him a blow job in that fashion.
Ok.
One, he got rock hard after I started doing that.
Two, he didn't stop me at all.
I pointed this out.
And I added, "Don't worry I won't tell anyone."
"Dirty," was all he said.
So i'm sort of keeping my promise.
I'm not telling anyone he knows.
But damn, I had to tell someone how silly men are.
If you are innocent, that might seem disturbing, if your not, then you probably will agree even if you don't comment.
Matt and I watched a porn recently where they did that.
He and I tried it afterwards.
It was nice.
Last night we got drunk together and then had some "alone" time when he's friends left.
Maybe he was really drunk, or maybe I was misreading him, but when I curled up next to him, his back to me, instead of letting the foreplay happen in the front, he kept moving my hand to his ass.
Now, this is a man who says things like "Nothing enters that whole, it's exit only."
Imagine my surprise.
At first I didn't do anything, and then I rubbed the part of the male anatomy right underneath the balls.
He seemed to enjoy that.
I rolled him over, and went down on him.
Once, a long time ago, a boyfriend of mine loved to get blow jobs while I was, for lack of better words, sticking a finger in his ass.
I wondered.
I tried it with Matt.
He seemed to really enjoy it.
And he definitely didn't stop me.
Eventually, that led to sex, and 20-30 minutes later we were both in the shower together.
He says, "That was so wrong!"
Confused I inquired what he meant.
He told me he felt dirty because I had given him a blow job in that fashion.
Ok.
One, he got rock hard after I started doing that.
Two, he didn't stop me at all.
I pointed this out.
And I added, "Don't worry I won't tell anyone."
"Dirty," was all he said.
So i'm sort of keeping my promise.
I'm not telling anyone he knows.
But damn, I had to tell someone how silly men are.
posted by Sipwine at 11:31 AM
5 Comments:
That's so weird. I mean, you'd think if he was okay with it and it felt good, there wouldn't be any shame. But I guess it's "gay" or something. Blah.
TAB, I think that is exactly it.
I think he was worried I'd get drunk and say something, and the next morning he didn't bring it up at all which leads me to believe that he did like it
That is the male consensus...it's naughty, dirty and gay. But honestly, they all love it. And us gals do too.
The only problem is that once you go there, there's not too many more "naughty" things you can do. Unless you use your imagination, of course;)
Wanderer: Apparently its a "no talking zone" so really, we haven't done it. ;)
Oh my gosh...
I can't believe he wants to pretend he hasn't done it.
So many do. So many women love it.
Too bad there's such a taboo.
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