Pimp and Ho went off like a bang.
Last year when I threw the party the cops were called on us.
This year, I made every attempt to talk to my neighbors beforehand so this wouldn't happen.
It didn't, but a kid drank so much we had to take him to the hospital...
Seriously, who drinks straight out of a Jack Daniel's bottle?

When that happened, I turned to Matt and said, "I'm too old for this."
He laughed, asked if I wanted everyone out, when I said yes, he turned to ID and said, "Let's do it."
By one a.m. everyone was gone.
It was glorious.
The rest of the evening was spent with Matt, RHM, and ID in Matt's apartment away from my apartment.

And here are pictures, the first time in QSW's history:

QSW being molested by gay boyfriend FN.
FN got smacked for that picture, but the damage was already done.

Matt decided that first picture was leaving him out, so he grabbed me, pushed me aside, and went in to smooch my gay boyfriend.
I was trying to grab him to stop.
FN was encouraging the whole thing.

Matt and RHM the roommate. Matt was trying to look like an idiot in this picture. Why... I have no idea. He just kept saying "I love RHM!" She, thankfully, ignored him.

Since this is the first time I'm putting pictures up... and they all seem to be drunk ones of Matt and myself, I thought I'd put up one from last summer on the Fourth of July, to show that we don't always look like retards.